Monday, March 8, 2010

Eyeball beatings.

Dear eyeballs,
Suck it up! That's my finger, and it's coming at you whether you like it or not! Rawr rawr!
You and your stupid eyelids are not the boss of me, and I will poke at you until the end of time, so stop. being. difficult.


  1. I had the same problem, they gave me homework before they would let me try with the real just have to trick your eye...tell it to look over there and then jam that finger in!!
    Then you can order these bad boys:

  2. or perhaps,
    laser surgery?
    start saving those pennies...